MC-Koro – Nuru nuru Rap

Saa minasan, nokosa reta ichinen o yuuigi ni sugoshimashou.
Ni ~yuya~aa! Nuru nuru!

Ohayougozaimasu. Soredewa houmuruumu o hajimemasu.
Kono yon-pon no shokushu no uchi, nakamahazure wa?
Seikai!
Douka shimashita ka?
Shitsureina! Umare mo sodachi mo chikyuudesu yo!
Ee soredewa, nitchoku no hito wa gourei o.
Shukketsu o torimasu.
Isogai-kun, Okajima-kun, Nakamura-san, (nuru nuru)
Kayano-san, Kanzaki-san, Nagisa-kun, (nuru nuru) Kataoka-san
Hai soredewa, o dai ni sotte tanka o tsukutte mimashou.
Rasuto nana moji o “shokushunarikeri” de shimete kudasai.
Zan’nendesu nee (shokushunarikeri)
suu ni tayoru senjutsu wa (shokushunarikeri)
yubi no ugoki (shokushunarikeri)
kaereru mono wa… (Shokushunarikeri)
Kora, soko! Damedesu yo jugyou-chuu ni son’na mono!
Ni ~yuya!? Dekita mono kara kyou wa kaette yoshi!

Yakko ya omaede wa arimasen.
Seito ga tsuketa “korosensei” to yonde kudasai. Sensei… Korosensei…

Ohayougozaimasu.
Minasan no tan’nin o dekiru no wa totemo tanoshiidesu nee.
Karasuma sensei, hyotto shite watashi kara seito no ninki o ubau kideshou!
Kihon seinou ga chigau ndesu yo!
Baakabaaka!
Iriina sensei, ni ~yufufu~u~un
go shomou shite ita Indo no Chaidesu.
Iya~a, mousukoshi tanoshimitakattadesuga, minasan to no jugyou no hou ga tanoshimidesukara.
Kore o tabereba kenkou yuuryou-ji ni chikadzukemasu nee, hai a~n.
Takotsu bo sensei wa ne, teire o suru nodesu.
Sabite shimatta asashin no ha o.
O dai ni sotte tanka o tsukutte mimashou.
Rasuto nana moji o “shokushunarikeri” de shime… Aa~!
Cho, sore sensei no saifu! Kaeshi nasai! Wata tata…
E, nannakami nuka retemasukedo?! Haa, haa…
Tsugi mata ima no youna houhou de ansatsu ni kitara…
Ashita dasu shukudai o ni-bai ni shimasu!
Subarashii! Sensei totemo tanoshiidesu ni ~yuya~a~a

Ohayougozaimasu. Soredewa, houmuruumu o hajimemasu.
Kyou wa takusan sensei ni teire sa remashita nee.
Madamada koroshi ni kite mo iidesu yo?
Motto pikapikani migaite agemasu.
Nagurimasen!
Nokori o sensei ga nameru dakedesu! Sou, peropero to!
Hito ni egao de mune o hareru ansatsu o shimashou.
Kimitachi zen’in, sore ga dekiru chikara o himeta yuunouna asashinda.
Minasan to rainen 3 tsuki made enjoi shite kara chikyuu o bakuhadesu.
Sore ga iyanara kimitachi wa dou shimasu ka? Nurufufufufu…
Koroseta mono kara kyou wa kaette yoshi!